Vampire: The Porphyry Rictus
The Comedy King of Milwaukee
Joker runs a brothel in a gorgeous townhouse on Lake Shore Drive but you’d never know it. He styles himself a comedian, and is rarely seen without a pet puppy that he’s vainly trying to potty train, a whoopee cushion, or cane built to break when he leans his massive bulk up against it.
He talks like he’s drunk, even though this is wholly impossible, and will, if he likes you, invite you to a private party at which he is the main attraction. At the party, the unfortunate guest discovers that the audience, and all the other party-goers in fact, are exclusively prostitutes and johns. To say the least, it is not his act which keeps the audience laughing at his jokes.