Vampire: The Porphyry Rictus
Mayor Dan Hoan
Clean water and Clean Government
The sewer socialist, Dan Hoan has been elected mayor three times already, the first socialist in American history to pull it off. A glad-handing baby-kisser with a personality to match, Hoan promises to turn Milwaukee green with a variety of park expansions, sewer reforms, and promises to turn Milwaukee into a working man’s paradise!